Sexiness Levels

Sexiness Levels, also known as the Sexiness Scale or the LPQOS (Linearly Presented Quantities of Sexiness) are a system of measuring the objective Sexiness of a person, real or fictitious. The scale ranges from one to ten, in orders of magnitude, with each level being twice as Sexy as the previous.

Characters with a LPQOS of 2 or higher are considered Sexy Characters, and should be put in said category.

0: No arousing of Bepis whatsoever. Absolutely mobadis.

1: Sexy enough to be awkward, and perhaps cause a Bonger.

2: Arousing enough to be thought of afterwards, often accompanied with Whacking and/or Bongers of the Bepis.

3: Laying awake at night thinking about the Sexiness. Almost certain to involve Bepis Whacking.

4: You are physically incapable of falling asleep, and cannot go a day without thinking of the Sexiness. Most, if not all interaction with the Bepis at this level is done in thought of the Sexiness.

5: All encompassing. It is currently unknown if this level is even possible. It is said that this level would make the Bepis so Expanded and Bongered that it would physically kill it's host. Seal in a large iron encasing, with Reality Anchors spread at a 5 foot radius, with random placements. Do not attempt to have [DATA EXPUNGED] with the Level 5s.